On Tuesday morning the world lost a very talented actor. Heath Ledger was found dead by a member of his staff at his New York apartment. They suspet he accidentally took an overdose of sleeping pills, but the initial ortopsey was inconclusive. He was only 28.
R.I.P. Heath Ledger.

1 chick, 7 men

Hardly seems fair does it?

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

#1. Solemly ask if your apartment makes you look fat, then burst into tears.

#2. Convince him to role-play in the bedroom as Brad and Angelina...and start callng him Angelina.

#3. Say "We need to talk."

#4. Throw out all his DVDs and replace them with copies of "The Wedding Singer", "The Wedding Planner", "My Best Friend's Wedding", "Wedding Crashers", and "My Big Fat Greek Wedding".

#5. Interpret his request to spice things up in the sack to mean shaving a biohazaerd symbol into your pubic hair.

#6. Casually say "Did I ever tell you that you remind me of my dad?" ...imediately after sex.

#7. After saying goodbye, run after him to ask "Seriously, are you going to call me? Cause if you're not, just tell me now."

#8. "Accidentally" bump into his parents (on their porch, in the far away city where they live) before he's introduced you.

#9. Replace all the numbrs on his phone with your own digits, so that no matter who he tries to call, he gets you.

#10. Whenever he's behind a closed door, locked or not, break it down with an ax.