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Trouser Snake
by DeadGirlDiaries @ 2008-06-29 - 11:19:26 pm

The Erectus Trourerius or Trouser Snake is the world's most dangerous snake. It's colour varies from pink to black. It is fangless and it's average length is 5 to 8 inches (depending on the honesty of its owner). It appears in bedrooms attacking women in the mouth or the lower abdominal area. It's highly venomous spit can cause swelling lasting 9 months! Some mutant species are also known to attack men from behind.

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VisionInBlueVisionInBlue pro
2008-06-29 @ 23:47

LOL, I don't think we'll be seeing Attenborough do a program on this one!

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DeadGirlDiariesDeadGirlDiaries [Member]
2008-07-01 @ 15:57

His rating would sky-rocket if he did. :p

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KibitzKibitz [Member]
2008-06-30 @ 06:45

Lol ...

If I'm being dishonest ...

I’d claim more than eight. :)

Adam.

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DeadGirlDiariesDeadGirlDiaries [Member]
2008-07-05 @ 22:14

And if you're being honest?

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